Glowing example of government at work ....

Has anyone every taken a swig of coke thats been sitting on their desk for 2 months by accident ............ well if you have let me know what happens cause i need to know if i need to induce vomiting or not .......

Anyway,

So Squishi and me ( me english speaking good ) need to get this guy in to help us fix our system. He worked here about 5 years ago and he's the only one who understands our cutting edge 1950's software.

Anyway we need to work around his actual job so he can only come in after hours or on the weekend. Now excuse me if i prefer to snuggle up to my sexy chick on the weekends but i have a life.

So he was supposed to come in on tuesday ........ but he was sick so wednesday it was ...... then thursday .....

five minutes ago our boss came up and said "um he's stuck in a meeting and i told him we should do it next week" tomorrow being friday i wasn't going to complain.......

so we were asked how monday was ........... well not too good cause it's a public holiday ............

how bout tuesday .......... well i'm not in that day either ......

how bout wednesday ...... sssssssuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee

to be continued .........