May 26, 2005

Attack of the Spams.................

Example


And the award for the most shifty looking spam i have every recieved goes to .......


Dear friend,
Vacancies:
Transaction Manager;
Description:
We are looking for honest and smart people for this position.
Requirements:
Adult people only (we cannot hire people who don’t reach the adult age);
Computer with e-mail;
2-3 hours free time within the work day;
Job description:

Our company is interested in hiring citizens of your country for temporary work tied
with receiving money transfers from our clients in your country through the banking
system (usually an internal bank transfer, or bank transfer within the country) and
further transfers of these funds to us through money transfers such as
WESTERNUNION - more about this company at westernunion.com
(choose your country on the main page for specific details).
You will be paid according to accomplished work - 10% from the sum of each money
transfer. On average transfer sums will range from 3000-3500 EUR.
You will process at least 1-2 transfers a week. In order to start working you do not
need any money, any previous work experience or special education.
If you are interested and would like to get more details on this job offer - simply
fill out the form below (if you couldn't send the inquiry from the form visit the following link)
Attentions! Space is limited, so hurry!

May 25, 2005

The Meeting Menace II

Example

OOhh i'm in a bad mood today.

It's one of those corker super bitch rip your head off moods.

I feel like that little kid off the sixth sense............i see dumb people.....and their everywhere.

Yesterday i had another painful torture session....i mean a meeting....which squishi yet again got out of........so she has stomache pains and may possibly need a painful and very expensive procedure........thats no reason to take a sick day. I'm sure the ultra sound people do house calls...........

And to top it off i have to sit on a phone all afternoon listening to the lords and ladies of planet stupid explain how their not really morons, they just cann't find the 'any' key.
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