My Birthday List

Oh I'm sick and dying.......squishi gave me flu, evil cow. Moo to you i say MOOOOOO. Theres a horror movie happening in my nose....i call it attack of the snot monster...i'm being snotted to death.....

Any way on to my birthday list. Yes it is my birthday tomorrow. I know it should be declared a public holiday and when i rule the world it will be the second thing i do.........hmmm i should start making a list.......

So here it is, for my birthday i would like....

A retro handset so i can look like a classy retro villian.


Something to help me create my robotic minions.


Just cause i think it would be fun, something to mess with your mind. The device emitts a noise at a frequency that is very hard to locate...


My evil pet.


Every evil genius needs classical works of art.